Landing scores: 8, 8.5, 9, and a damn 6 from the Russian judge, better luck next time.
As promised, here are the infamous jumping photos, that in retrospect, have taught me quite a few things. A.) Do not jump in gladiator heels, I repeat, do not jump in gladiator heels. B.) Don't wear jewelry that could possibly whack you in the face mid-air. Because really, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a gem embellished tie necklace. C.) Don't jump too high unless you want explicit photos on your hands. D.) Think graceful thoughts. Somehow I think it might translate into a more graceful appearance for your hands and arms, which I clearly failed at.
Shirt: Lace cap sleeve blouse, vintage
Skirt: Lace skirt, my mom's closet
Jewelry: Gem embellished tie necklace
Shoes: Black gladiator heels, Steve Madden
Sunglasses: Vintage Jackie O sunnies