First of all, let me set one thing straight for the record before you all run off laughing and pointing: No I did not leave the house with just lace covering my ass. I'm a lady, remember? And ladies manage to find some nude colored spandex shorts that work wonders underneath even the most scandalous of bottom pieces.
Second of all, I love rocking my rings like this. I never really was a huge fan of multiple rings, but now look at it as a defense mechanism, my (brass) ring knuckle sandwich. Watch out, don't piss this lady off. She'll shove some turquoise in your face.
Third of all, yay for bike shorts. I have a feeling I might just be rocking this more than I should this summer. Will someone please intervene if I binge on them? Please?