psssttt....sneak peak!

There is a 98 percent chance that yours truly will be walking a catwalk out with the above-pictured gals in the above-pictured outfit (second photo from the top) for none other than a Burning Man fashion show in Reno. Keep in mind, that's 98 percent. That leaves condoms with better odds than me. 

(awkward silence)

Moving on, the show is Sunday, August 2nd and for all my Renoites out there, you know what Burning Man is all about.

For all my hardcore, free-loving and eco-friendly hippies out there, I'm sure Burning Man is your family vacation.

For all those who think I'm referring to some strange independent film offshoot of "Rain Man" picture this: Black Rock Desert, relentless dry heat, 50,000 hippies all participating in a week-long large-scale art show/festival/pilgrimage/acid binge. Oh, and most of them are wearing some combination of fur, body paint, multi-colored wigs or nothing at all. 

Crazy fun. And yeah, only in Nevada.

So with that said, the lovely Ms. Jessica Schneider (first photo) of Junkee Clothing Exchange will be showcasing her featured Burning Man looks of the season and I hope to see some of you (all two Reno readers, ha) there. But of course, I'll have plenty of photos to update all of you other, lovelies. 

Unfortunately, however, no one will be naked for the show. That I know of anyway. 

P.S. Isn't the girl in the third photo adorable? She looks like she should be playing chess with the Queen of Hearts in Wonderland.

P.P.S. Should have an outfit post later on today. Stay tuned.